The difference between how dogs and cats look upon their humans:
Dog: He feeds me. He gives me a warm place to sleep. He makes sure I'm healthy. He cleans up after me. He strokes my fur.
He must be God.
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Cat: He feeds me. He gives me a warm place to sleep. He makes sure I'm healthy. He cleans up after me. He strokes my fur.
I must be God.
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