For all your hard work, we are proud to present you with Devil Kitty in a box. |
But I think that the Ciceros deserve something more for their long service to the Golden Dawn community. Therefore, I am pleased to present them with a picture of Devil Kitty in a box. I would present them with the actual cat, but Devil Kitty bites. My lady lodge members think it might be rude to actually gift them with a semi-feral cat (the first cat that my wife and I rescued after buying our house). There is also the little fact that Devil Kitty only gets along with me and my god-daughter.
So the Ciceros are going to have to settle for a picture of Devil Kitty as a reward for all their hard work. I hope that they understand. And if not, they are free to come to Denver and pick up Devil Kitty, who will positively love them to death. Did I mention that she bites?!
He doesnt attack your other cats? Hell my cat Spook doesnt look half as devilish and he kicks the hell out of my dogs
ReplyDeleteThank you for this greatest of gifts -- Devil Kitty in a Box.
ReplyDeleteChic and I used to own one of these, her name was Lealah, a long-haired torti-polydactyl who lived to be 17. Many of our friends got to experience our Devil Kitty close up and personal. Her favorite trick was to convince people that she was a friendly, loving kitty. She would rub-rub against their legs with sweetness--until they reached down to pet the nice kitty. Then POW, Devil Kitty would emerge with a hiss and slap their hand away!! She would have been a prime case for Jackson Galaxy.
Thank you again for the gift of Devil Kitty!
MC--She does attack the other cats on a daily basis--and she is the smallest cat in the house.
ReplyDeleteDominant female, aye :7
ReplyDeleteShe's with Ceiling Cat now - watching you Initiate :-)
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