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Thursday, October 24, 2013

Lucky penny #1 (31-HP Day 25)

Go ahead and share the lucky penny.
Here is a lucky penny
Pass it on and on
If you don't,
Imps will invade
Your underwear drawer

Here is a lucky email
Forward it to five more
Multiplied by five squared
If you don't,
No more puppies

Here is a lucky elephant
Pass it on to a friend
Never mind your back
And just duct tape the hernia
After all, it is a lucky elephant

[This poem is part of my ebook, Grandma' Broom and Other Witchy Poems available on Amazon.]
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5 comments:

  1. NateOctober 25, 2013 at 12:42 AM

    This is awesome Morgan. It's been awhile since I've been here. Catching up on your other blog posts. Thanks buddy!

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  2. AnonymousOctober 25, 2013 at 12:54 AM

    Hi Morgan. I always love reading your poetry, I never know where it will take me each day. I don't want a hernia from an elephant, so I've tweeted you on your way. Amanda HelmiBM

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  3. UnknownOctober 25, 2013 at 2:37 PM

    I wonder if those imps invaded my sock drawer. Another great one, Morgan!

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  4. UnknownOctober 25, 2013 at 4:24 PM

    Very funny Morgan! I am glad I stopped by your blog. Keep on blogging, you are very witty! :)

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  5. tlryderOctober 25, 2013 at 7:23 PM

    So that's how the imps got in my sock drawer! :)

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All comments on posts older than fourteen days are moderated--unless there is an outbreak of trolls selling their own brand of spammy goodness, in which case, I will go back to moderating all comments. Remember my cats do not like being petted by smelly trolls or eating spam--and they are the ones that I have to please. Meow!