Thursday, July 30, 2015

Custom made Altar sets available for Wiccans and pagans (and maybe magicians)

Fans of my wife's pottery--rejoice! My wife has finally opened the door for you to order a custom made Altar set which includes a chalice, an offering bowl (plate), a cork jar (for herbs or aromatherapy), and an incense burner cauldron with a beaded copper handle and charm. By special ordering the complete set, you can have all the components match in color and style.

Colors available are white, black, combalt blue, green, brown and purple.

(Please note that potters have a limited color palette, due to the chemistry and physics that underlie the kiln firing process. What you see in her Etsy shop is what she can do---colors outside of this limited palette are unavailable.)

You can special-order a custom made altar set over in her NEW Wiccan, pagan, magickal themed Etsy shop, Khari's Wiccan Treasures. 

Chalice and offering bowl--pansy purple. 
The reason for the new Etsy shop is so that she can cater more to those customers who practice Wicca, paganism, and/or magic without offending more mainstream customers. (Let's be honest--we all know that there are those people who assume that Wiccans, pagans, and magicians are Satanists and deserve to be stoned---and not in the good sense of stoned.)

And honestly, for years, I have been telling her that she has been leaving money on the table by not having a wider selection of "magickal" styled goods on Etsy.

But I also understoond her reluctance to the idea. After all, I keep some of my writing under a completely different pen-name, so not to upset some of the people who would frown on the fact that I used to write erotica.

Cauldron, offering plate (bowl), and corked herb jar--pansy purple. 
Her new Etsy shop is called Khari's Wiccan Treasures. 

I have also set up a Facebook fanpage for the new shop.

(And for those who are curios, her old Etsy shop is Celtic Soul Jewelery and Pottery.)

(Celtic Soul also has a Facebook fanpage.) 

Thursday, July 23, 2015

How to be a self-published occult writer (a list of ideas to ignore)

So you want to be an occult writer? Because everyone who is involved in the occult wants to be a writer. Well, maybe not everybody--I understand that there is an occultist in Denmark that does not want to be an occult writer....but I think that person might be a myth. So how does one become a self-published occult writer? (Because it is a lot of work to get a publisher interested in your work---after all, the average occult book sales numbers are only in the low hundreds, even for a bestseller. There are also economic reasons to be self-published...but that is a whole another post to be written.)


Step one: Actually be an occultist.


This might seem funny to put the horse in front of the cart, but it is really helpful to actually be an occultist when writing about the occult. And I do not mean being a fly-by-night just-got-involved occultist (who knows all about the occult despite never actually opening up a book and/or never doing a single spell or ritual) or an armchair occultist (all theory--years and years of theory, but not a single working operation ever). I mean an actual occultist, someone with years of practical experience under their belt who can wing-it on pretty much on every possible ritual type without having to consult the internet or beg for spells (I would include books here, except that no one actually reads books any more....which should give you pause).


Step two: Establish a presence.


The sad part about being a writer who wants to sell books is that your marketing has to begin years before you publish your masterpiece. Yes, I know that you are special and unique. But you could be a living god and you will not sell copies of your book if no one knows who you are. You want to have your Facebook, your Twitter, and whatever other useless social media presence that you want to have established before you hit "publish."


Remember that as a self-published occult writer, you do not have a publisher to pimp out your work. Not that a publisher will do that much advertising for you--for some reason, publishers tend to do a small shout-out when a book is published, and then they generally ignore it...unless it becomes a hot seller, in which case, they were always fully supporting your work.


You are going to waste a lot of time on social media. And not just on marketing---people tune out the salespeople on social media, so you better be prepared to trot out those funny cat pictures. You want people to be following you, and generally well-disposed to you, so that when you pop out that occasional "please buy my book!," they do not immediately ignore you.

While you are wasting gobs of time, keep an eye out for successful occult writers. Notice their work habits, their general level of helpfulness, how they conduct themselves. Keep track of which ones are actually supporting themselves doing something non-occult related.

Step three: Research and experiment.

This ties back into step one, and cannot be stressed enough--working occultists have an edge. Part of your presence should be you pretending to care about others and trying to be helpful. One should not smile at the stupid numpties who are packed up to the rafters while suggesting helpful ways for them to ensure that they are visited by instant karma. Remember living customers potentially are repeat customers, and you want to test your stuff to ensure that no one loses a limb while performing your awesome rituals of power and magic.


Step four: Try to be original.

And fail miserably. Everything has been done before. The only thing that you really have to offer without robbing a cache of unpublished material from famous dead occultists is your unique voice. If your writing sounds like everyone else's, you are not being unique. A reader should be able to spot a piece of your writing without seeing your byline. Unfortunately, developing an unique voice requires lots of writing, way more than you thought it would take.


Step five: Wrestle with the keyboard.

Let's be honest---there are a ton of "occult writers" who do not write. Oh, occasionally one will be working on a book or an article, but most writers are just giving themselves a fancy title to reap the glories and fame that they think comes with the profession of being a writer. Of course, if that is you, then you are already long gone, having abandoned this post four steps ago---or perhaps at the very title of the post.

The harsh truth of the writing profession is that writers write. We write a ton of bad copy, a ton of bad ideas flow off of our fingers and into inky pixels, horrifying us when we make the mistake of reading our first drafts.


Ask yourself this: Can I survive the horrors of National Novel Writing Month? (For the unenlightened, the idea behind NaNoWriMo is to hack out, and I do mean HACK, fifty thousand words in the space of thirty days. While the focus of NaNoWriMo is on bad first drafts of novels [fifty thousand words being the lowest word count to qualify a work as a novel...according to some literary standard board which name I am too lazy to look up], the idea is the same. Can you crank out copy?

If the answer is No, you might still be able to be a writer. There are occult writers who have milked the fame of a single occult book--I know one whose work was simply photocopying the same set of rituals over and over again, and the fifty pages that were not the same ritual over and over again were also cribbed from someone else...and there are people who think that he is the greater occult writer and authority of our time (I kid you not).


But, and it is a mighty big BUT, most writers who are truly successful write a lot of copy. In order to be truly successful, you have to write a lot of words to feed the beast. Fifty thousand words a month is actually below what most professional writers (aka those who are paying their mortgage payment with their writing income) write per month. Professional writers write, just like professional plumbers plumb. 

Step six: Edit the crap out of that manuscript.


One of the harsh realities of being self-published is that you are responsible for the whole nine yards. This includes the editing of your book. Speaking as a nasty harsh book reviewer, I take away points for spelling, grammar, and punctuation mistakes. The more unreadable your work is, the more points I deduct---with a really badly edited and formatted book, it can cost the book five out of five stars.


So do yourself a favor and edit the crap out of your manuscript. Make it as easy and clear to read as you possibly can. You do not want your readers' eyes to bleed from merely reading the horrific way that you string words together. Save the eye bleeding for your revolutionary magical ideas.


Please note---you do not have to do your own editing. It is helpful if you can do your own editing, but know that a second (and a third and a fourth, etc. etc.) set of eyes is really helpful. Yes, it is going to cost to use an outside editor; but where there is a will, there is a way. Remember step two? Look how the successful writers are accomplishing this--some are paying for a service (who are they using? how much do they charge?) while others are using some form of beta-readers, or exchanging editing (because it is easier to see other people's mistakes). Also remember that the less painful it is for an outside editor to edit your work, the better (for instance, I charge extra for editing if it makes my eyes bleed).

Step seven: Putting it all together.


Also known as the joys of formatting. As I mentioned in the previous step, I deduct points when I review a badly formatted book. Again this is something that you can choose to do yourself, or farm out to someone else. I personally choose to format my own work, but I have also set up a front and back matter document to save me time during the formatting process. To the best of my knowledge, all the self-publishing platforms have a page (or a complete pdf) of formatting tips. Consider formatting as you write.


Step eight: Set up your accounts.

There are several companies that you can self-publish though. Or you can choose to self-publish though your own web page (this is not a good route if you have not built up an audience back in step two). The goal is to make your work available though as many sales platforms as you can. The nice thing about the current self-published world is that thanks to ebooks and POD (print-on-demand), you do not have to pay for a ton of books that you end up having to store and ship out of your basement.


The big daddy of all sales platforms is Amazon, of course--who else could it be?! I would avoid the exclusive option. For paper books, there is the Amazon-associated CreateSpace.

If you want to have a hardback book, there is only Lulu. I must admit that Lulu is on my low end of concern when it comes to uploading. For one, Lulu takes a bigger cut, and forces you to have higher prices (this is true even if you are not doing the paper route). Second, my experience is that Lulu just does not get random book paying traffic--in other words, for every copy you sell, you have to work hard to advertise.

There is Kobo, and Barnes &Noble, and quite a few other platforms...some of which I have never figured out how to set up an author account with. And each platform I have mentioned requires you to have a separate account, and upload an uniquely formatted document to (by unique, I mean that the various platforms have different requirements, including your adcopy refers only to their company...with one expectation).

 My preferred "I am a lazy writer who can't be bothered to upload to a dozen platforms" outlet as a self-publisher is Smashwords. The advantage of using Smashwords is that I get to use the same adcopy, a single document, and do not have to upload separately to Kobo and Barnes & Noble, and to other outlets that I see little, if any, sales from. Smashwords also distributes to a couple of outlets that I have never been able to create an author account for, or who absolutely refuse to deal with individuals authors (for instance, the library services). The disadvantage is that you have to give Smashwords, as well as the outlet that they distributed to, their percentage of the loot. But in my case, I would rather do that than spend a lot of time uploading to multiple platforms. The one platform that Smashwords does not support is Amazon (there is a long story there--bottom line Amazon wants the opportunity to trick you into exclusivity on their platform).

So for those who are curious, my priority to upload and distribute goes Amazon, then Smashwords, and Lulu on that cold day when I have nothing better to do.

At the very bottom of my list is a company called BookBaby. It is on the very bottom of my list, for the simple fact that it involves an upfront cost. Maybe you can afford it, and maybe you will sell enough copies to make a profit; but for myself, it just guarantees that I never will make my break-even point.


Step nine: Obtain a decent professional cover.

I suggest that you use frolicking unicorns with lots of rainbows. Or a black robed magician performing a human sacrifice. And hand-draw it even if you are not an artist. It will save you money...


...unfortunately, it will cost you lots of sales. Potential readers really do judge books based on their covers. When it comes to covers, unfortunately one needs to brace for the fact that you are going to have to pay for a professional cover. Fortunately, in step two, you might have learned of an artist or photography service that charges reasonable rates.


Step ten: Write adcopy.

Your adcopy, just like your book cover, is the first impression that a potential reader has of your book. Edit the crap out of it. And do not write it on the day that you are uploading (do as I say, not as I do). Remember that you need to know what category your book is in (research where other writers have placed their books--ex. Wicca is not the same as Satanism), and that you can use seven (Amazon) to ten tag words (Smashwords).


Step eleven: Upload files.

I mention my priority of who to upload to in step eight. A bit of advice that I give out from painful experience is: Block out a day to upload to a platform that you have never uploaded to before. You get better at uploading with experience, but the first time will be more painful than you think it will be.


Step twelve: Advertise and network.

This is where you abuse the presence that you set up in step two. Generally, devote as much time as you care to waste on it. I have discovered that a couple of dedicated Facebook pages and my FB wall, using a single ad, is more effective than most of the Facebook sales and promotion pages and groups are. A devoted audience is better than a random group of writers who are busy trying to sell you their own work. Throwing money at this problem comes only after you have shelled out for editing and a decent cover--no amount of money will move a fugly bad book without a dedicated audience. (Please note that bad books can sell if you have been a complete whore in step two. My proof? Fifty Shades of Grey.)

Step thirteen: Sell a single copy of your book.

And this is what it is all about. Selling a single copy of your book to someone who is not a close personal friend, lover, or close relative. Ideally, you want the joy of selling a copy to someone that you have never met or interacted with. And note that some writers never accomplish this step.

Step fourteen: Claim to be a famous best selling occult author.


We both know that it is a lie; but if you don't poke fun at me when I do it, I will try to return the favor. After all, we have both seen each other's Amazon sales rank (with some basic math, I can figure out your daily sales); therefore, we both know that we wasted a whole bunch of time that would have been better spent writing erotica or flipping burgers. But what us writers know, our adoring fans do not need to know.

Friday, July 17, 2015

Sale for first five days only (Rite of the Magical Images of the Wiccan Wheel of the Year)

As part of my "fund me to write more nonsense" campaign, I am pricing the just uploaded Rite of the Magical Images of the Wiccan Wheel of the Year at 99 cents for the first five days. After that it will go to its normal price of $2.99 USD.

The ebook is the text of a ritual I did for Hearthstone Community Church in June 2013, using the Wiccan magical images that I was developing. It is a Golden Dawn inspired Wiccan ritual. Also included are a couple of newsletter articles I wrote in connection with the ritual, and the introduction I wrote for the ritual when it was supposed to be included in a book of rituals project (a project that switched hands, and was then decided that it was only going to include pure Golden Dawn rituals--therefore, my hybrid ritual no longer fit into the focus of that project).


Just published today--Rite of the Magical Images of the Wiccan Wheel of the Year. 

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Field notes Denver Tarot Con 2015

Welcome to the highlights of the notes that I wrote down during the 2015 Denver Tarot Convention (put together by the Tarosophy Tarot Association, the Denver Tarot Meetup, Isis Books & Gifts, and the Althea Center for Engaged Spirituality).

When I first heard about the Tarot Con from Joy Vernon, a lady member of the Tarot Blog Hop circle, I debated whether or not I should go. On one hand, my business is bleeding red ink all over the floor at the moment (it is what happens when you put your business on hold for a couple of years to deal with your own personal problems); on the other hand, part of my business had drifted into Tarot when I started to create a Tarot deck all of my own. In the end, the decision boiled down to Lon Milo DuQuette and how much room I had on my credit cards.

(If my field notes make no sense, remember that none of my notes ever make any sense...because they were done by me. I am more of a clown than a reliable source of information.)

The keynote speech (Tarot comes out of the closet!) was by James Wanless, who describes himself as a Tarot missionary. My notes include "Hero's journey as a business plan" and "Four aces equal [the] tools of success." One of the points of the keynote address was that Tarot is due for a breaking out, probably as some business person decides to use Tarot as one of their major business tools for increasing creativity and team building.

(One of the points that he made was that the current generation is not really into the Tarot--this point was disagreed with by some of the people I talked to afterwards. And in fact, I disagree with it because my experience is that younger people are very much into the Tarot; it is just that the older generation tends not to be on the same social media platforms as the younger students.)

Renna Shesso, in her lecture Review, Refresh, and Re-Inspire, noted that learning symbolism of the Rider/Waite/Smith Tarot deck is like learning "Latin of the Tarot," thanks to the number of Tarot decks that are based on the artwork of the RWS deck. Her lecture was full of hints for what to look for when examining a Tarot deck, and key themes for the various Major Arcana. (I am too lazy to share the majority of my notes--I have several pages worth.)

I skipped Games Night with Sherry Shone...because it was the same night that I performed my Open Full Moon ritual for Hearthstone Community Church. The OFM ritual is part of my ongoing Golden Dawn inspired Wiccan rituals project.

Mary K. Greer talked about the art history of the Fool card in her lecture, The Fool's Progress. My notes from this lecture are simply a shambles. But my readers might be interested to know that A. E. Waite had an eidetic (photographic) memory, and wrote over fifty books about the Secret Tradition.

And oh yes, I attended Lon Milo DuQuette's lecture, The Lesser Arcana--Keys to Specific Dates...just so I could say that I shook the hand of the man. I do not need to share most of my notes--the majority of the technique can be put together using his published books--most people are not like me (I sometimes need someone to point out the perfectly obvious). But there are three statements that I would like to share: "A Kabbalistically ordered Tarot deck [trumps 0 to 21, suits in order, etc.] reflects the divine consciousness and a perfectly ordered universe." and "A shuffled Tarot deck represents the imperfect perception of the perfect universe." and "A good Tarot reading is a snapshot of an issue, complete with time and place."

On Saturday, I did the Gypsy Tea Party with Shaheen Miro...because I am the lad that can't get any divination system to work if I don't have a real living human being talk me though the first steps of the system. The teacup reading I got (the symbols leaping out at me) might be a message that the work project that I was giving the least priority to might actually be the one that I need to slip into the first slot (the novel with Harmic Burrows, my ogre taxi driver).

I also attended Beth Seilonen's workshop, Make Your Own Lenormand....again, this is because I, for some reason that I have never figured out, need to have the presence of a live teacher to buy my way into a new divination system. I will share some of my artwork from that workshop in a later post after I scan a couple of the cards I made...because I like to brag about my artwork (I am a petty little man--what of it?).

My notes from Austin Coppack's lecture, A Deck of Faces: The Hidden History of the Pip Cards, ironically are a shambles despite the fact that I was thinking about doing an article for the Winter issue of the Hermetic Tablet on the decans and the 36 small cards. One thing of note that I did not know was that at various times, it was illegal to have a copy of the Pictatrix. Coppack also mentioned that the Tarot plus the decans equals the RWS Tarot deck, providing several examples to prove his point. He also mentioned that the decans are the situations that we struggle with. (He also mentioned a project that he considered doing that I am attempted to do myself--hey! I know that I am a stealing artist; it is one of my strong suits.)

Had a good time at the Saturday night banquet.

Sunday started off with the Tarot mini-field trip. Each one of us had pulled a Tarot card, and we were sent forth to try to take the perfect photograph to represent the card we pulled.

This is what a Tarot hunting party looks like.
This is the picture that I took for the Tower card. 
The backside of the church...being eaten by modern progress.

In my case, I had pulled the Tower card. I went with the group that went downtown to the Sixteenth Street Mall. I actually knew exactly what building I was taking a picture of, thanks to the fact that I used to work downtown on the Mall. There is this one little church which is surrounded (literally) by a modern skyscraper.

After lunch on Sunday, I attended the Deck Creators Panel. (I am claiming this convention as a business expense for a good reason.) Besides learning some very useful information about the business side of Tarot deck creation, I also learned a delightful drinking game called Miraculous Sentence (a Tarot based Mad-Lib)...which I have used to create some odd-ball statuses for Facebook.

Marcus Katz mentioned at some point around this time that A. E. Waite didn't believe in fortune telling, and called his five months of work with Pamela Colman Smith "a delightful experiment"; furthermore, there is no evidence that PCS ever did a single Tarot reading, yet their Tarot deck became our baseline.

(At various times during the convention, there were shown pictures of places that PCS based her cards on---interesting stuff...must buy book, Secrets of the RWS Deck, someday.)

The final lecture that I attended was Brand New! Practical and Profound Tarot Reading, given by Marcus Katz and Tali Goodwin. They talked about how to use the Tarot to study the Kabbalah, and introduced us to a Tarot spread that I can't wait to find an opportunity to use.

The closing address included a wonderful poem, The Pocket, written by the founder of the Denver Tarot Meetup, Scott Womack.

Overall, I had a great time, and the convention was well worth the time and money. Picked up some valuable techniques and made a few new friends.

Thursday, July 2, 2015

Unpacking the Hermetic Tablet Summer 2015

And welcome to a delightful video of me hopping onto the Unpacking Bandwagon while losing my cotton picking mind--ending up with me reviewing the entire Hermetic Tablet (Summer 2015 issue) without ever reading it...because that is how all occult books are reviewed, right?




Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Happy Leap Second!

Happy Leap Second!

What the heck is a leap second?

A leap second happens every few years when the standard time around the world is adjusted to account for the slight mismatch between our clocks and the Earth's rotation.

This time around, the leap second was slipped in just before 8 PM Eastern Daylight Time (midnight Coordinated Universal Time/Greenwich Mean).

And if you were like me, you didn't even notice it.

Happy Leap Second!

Sunday, June 21, 2015

Dance with the Devil (Tarot Blog Hop)

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(It is with great pride that I write my 1200th post on this blog--I was always told by my family that one of my problems is that I do not know how to shut up.)

Welcome to the first Solistice Tarot Blog Hop of 2015--in my neck of the woods, it is the Summer Solistice; meanwhile my friends down under are enjoying the Winter Solistice...though I am not sure that I would recognize it as being winter, given my strange Northern Hemisphere ways.

Today's Tarot Blog Hop is a trip through the twenty-two cards of the Major Arcana. If you are doing the hop, you may have just came from Christiana Gaudet's blog, the second Temperence entry in this hop. Or you may be traveling backwards and just left S. Johanna Hill's blog, the second Devil entry of this particular Tarot Blog Hop.

I choose the Devil card because all the cards that I am comfortable with had already been spoken for. And I figured if I was going to deal with a card that I was uncomfortable with, I just as well struggle with the Devil card. After all, I was having trouble trying to figure out what my own version was going to look like.

Five minutes after picking the task of dealing with the Devil card, I knew exactly what my version would look like....

....so I guess that I am far more comfortable with the Devil than I thought I was.

Hello, we would like to talk to you about the Devil...
Being Wiccan, and a lifer at that, my vision of the Devil is not your typical Satan. For me, evil is the uglier aspects of nature; in particular, the ugly side of human nature. You know that part of humanity that lusts, becomes addicted, feels greed, and can explode in ugly violence. Quite often this side of humanity is played like a puppet by politicians, religious leaders, and ad executives.

In my version of the card, the mascot of an evil company is sitting on the altar. It might be the mascot of a big box store or restaurant chain. Or it might be an investment company. Or maybe it is the true image of the United States. Hanging from its horns is a bag of loot, and a stick. The bag could be filled with carrots, but it is probably money--money being a carrot that most people chase after.

(For those who are curious, the symbol on the bag is the astrological glyph for the asteriod Isis, the 42nd asteriod discovered by man. In astrology, it relates to issues of fragmentation versus wholeness, sibling issues, and androgyny issues.)

The couple in front of the altar, who are not chained to the altar, represent the voice of society, which informs most of us what is good and what is evil. One does not necessarily have to agree with what the voice of society says.

(The couple I used for this illustration are actually a couple of my friends, dressed up in the clothes that they wear while playing in their band. For the record, I do not think that they are actually evil....but I could be wrong; after all, they are musicians.)

Do you dare play Bingo with the Devil?
Besides, making my own version of the Tarot card, I also made a Bingo card of some of the things associated with the Devil card. It is part of a larger "art project" that I am working on. I did think about filming myself dancing, hence this post's title, but I decided that I didn't want anyone to go blind.

And because I was thinking about the Devil, alongside of my recent bout of making bad, bad videos, I did consider what I would use to represent the Devil in a video clip---it was not really hard to figure out. I have gotten in the habit of using a rather creepy looking Santa doll for all the really evil people that I have been talking about in my various Mad Uncle Morgan clips.

(No, you do not actually need to watch the video--it is there merely to illustrate my point.)


When you think about it, Santa could be a symbol of the Devil, especially if you are using my version of the Devil card. The modern nature of Santa Claus is pretty much in line with a crossroads demon, full of salesmanship, offering carrots, and torturing people with sticks. But that jaded view of Christmas and Santa might simply be my bad childhood speaking.

Anyways, thanks for reading.

If you are continuing with the Tarot Blog Hop, the next stop is S. Johanna Hill's blog, the second Devil entry of this particular Tarot Blog Hop. Or you might want to travel backwards to Christiana Gaudet's blog, who is talking about the Temperence card.

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