Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Crazy Cat people (Halloween Kitty)

Costume party at the crazy cat lady's house.
 It is hard enough to get a single cat in a costume, but four?! That is a crazy cat lady miracle.

Costumes make everyone feel better.
 I guess some people think that cats like wearing costumes---that it puts kitty in a better mood...I am not so sure.

No costumes, but still funny.
 Not everyone who owns multiple cats is a crazy cat lady; there is also crazy cat men.

Party down ye kitties!
Here are some cats who seem pretty calm about wearing party hats. Party down kitties.

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Breaking Bad cats (Halloween Kitty)

Ask me about meth.
 In honor of the Florida mom who is having a fit that Toys R Us was guilty of selling Breaking Bad action figures, here is a bunch of cats breaking bad. (Seriously, I am more worried about the Walking Dead toys.) C'mon Florida mom, get upset at my blog---children might be reading this.

Yo Mr. White

Dressed to cook the meth.

The secret ingredient in the meth is catnip; that is what the recipe says, honest.

Mr. Heisenberg.

I am the one who knocks.

Monday, October 20, 2014

Hello Kitty is a cat (Halloween Kitty)

Hello Kitty is a cat.
A few months ago, the company behind Hello Kitty declared that Hello Kitty is actually a British girl, and not a cat. Here is my rebuttal to that bit of complete nonsense. See, Hello Kitty is a cat, or at least a Halloween costume for a cat.

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Strange cookie (Halloween Kitty)

When cookies bite back.
While not exactly a Halloween costume, this cat decided to wear a cookie box, and pretend to be a tasty almond cookie. And the human was dumb enough to poke at the cookie. Bet the human will not make that mistake again.

Saturday, October 18, 2014

Wedding Cat (Halloween Cat)

Not a dignified wedding couple.
 Today's 31 Days of Halloween Kitties may not seem particularly scary, or even Halloweenly. But that is ok, considering that I am getting handfasted today to the woman that I have spent the last sixteen years with (or is it seventeen?), and have called my wife for the last twelve years (we brought a house together; therefore, we were married by common law, more or less).

How Victorian this wedding is.
What better way to celebrate my special day (hey, just because I am a man does not mean that it can't be my special day too), then some wedding kitties?
Every bride is a princess.
 Isn't this cat a special princess? All brides should be this radiant.

Now for the rebuttal.
I was surprised how few pictures I could find of wedding cats. Then I ran across the rebuttal and reason why there are so few pictures of cats in wedding garb---cats don't get married. Silly me, for thinking that they did.

Friday, October 17, 2014

Fairy Kitten (Halloween Kitty)

I am your fairy kitten---what's your wish?
During the Halloween season, it is only natural for kittens to dress up as fairies; after all, cats can see things that humans can't, including fairies.

Maybe this kitten is rolling on top of a fairy.
 Besides being able to see them, kittens can match them for cuteness and energy.

Ain't this fairy kitten cute?

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Batcat (Halloween Kitty)

It is a Batcat!
One of the cutest costumes for cats are bat wings. From the smallest kitten to the largest cat, bat wings are just fun---behold the Batcat!

Ready for takeoff.
Bat wings are so much fun that one of the pieces of advice for the modern cat suggests that one should always wear them.

Keep calm and be Batcat.
The only problem with the advice is it is unclear whether this is advice to wear bat wings or whether it is to become a costumed crime fighter.

Batcat has taken over your chair.
And there are plenty of times when being a costumed crime fighter comes in handy.

Batcat is your worst nightmare.
 When it is time to take over your favorite chair, or put the dog is his place, or when one must guard the fish meant for dinner.

Always be yourself, unless you can be Bat Cat; Always be Bat Cat.
Remember be true to yourself...unless one can be Batcat---being Batcat is the best.

Batcat---no costume required.
 Of course, it is properly best to note that some cats need no costume to be a Batcat---some cats are just so skilled in magic that they can transform in a bat without any artificial aids. Fear the Batcat!