And this year, we are focusing on those who have abused their position of power for sexual gain.
Let's see we have...
...a billion f***ing nominees. And a new one everyday. Politicians, CEOs, priests, actors, directors, film company executives, news reporters...seriously, the list goes on and on.
How can I make up my mind when I have so many tasty options. I got so many tasty options...
|It is like a Sexual Predator vending machine.|
Seriously, are we actually surprised about the fact that powerful men will use their positions to convince women that it is in their best interest to have sex with them?
Are we surprised that almost every woman has a story?
(Yes, I am little surprised about the extent of the problem. Sadly, my estimate of affected women has gone up over the last year and an half. At this point, I am starting to assume that every woman has interacted with a sexual predator.)
Is it hypocritical of me to say that sexual predators are bad when I am a former writer of dubious erotica?
(Former--as in I haven't published any more dubious erotica for the last four years. The reason for this is that the market has changed to the point where there are no retailers who sell the stuff. Barnes and Noble, the last holdout, in August changed their policy to the rest of the market. So I am not making money writing erotica anymore, so bite me! And when I did--I had rules: no underage, no rape, both parties had informed consent--it is sad that my stuff had a higher ethical standard than the real world.)
Is dubious erotica the cause of all sexual predators?
(No s**t--I saw someone actually argue this in the comment of a Smashwords blog post talking about the new certification program designed to let retailers know which erotic stories are dubious. Let's just ignore the fact that the Bible has amble evidence that this problem is thousands of years old.)
Are we surprised that some witches seek to cast binding spells on sexual offenders?
(Have you met a real witch? Do you really want to f*** with them and their loved ones?)
Are we surprised that other witches and magicians will rush to cast counterspells, so that the sexual offender's free will is not affected?
(Hell yes, I am f***ing surprised about the countercasters.)
|Stop sexual predators in their tracks--join the Super-Duper Magical Defenders of Liberty today!|
(Not really, they use every hot trending topic as a recruitment tool.)
Is it hypocritical of dubious occult leaders to speak out against sexual offenders when they have expelled every member who ever complained that one of their favorite students is a sexual offender? Or themselves been accused of being a sexual offender?
(Uh...yes. All I have done is write dubious erotica, and cast bindings on rapists. But remember they are the heroes.)
So who do we give the Creeper Award to? We have so many tasty options in our vending machine of Questionable Leaders Abusing Their Power to have SEX! SEX! SEX! How do we chose?
By who makes me feel the sickest.
And the Creeper Award goes to every f***ing voter who has said, "Even if this politician is a sexual predator, they need to be voted for and protected because the work they do is more important than the lives that they have ruined and will ruin in the future."
Yes, all those voters who scream that we need the politician who will outlaw those they do not like, even if the politician is guilty as hell of being sexual predators, are the winners of this year's Creeper Award.
And they get bonus awards of Willing Being Blind and Being a Complete B!!! when they say that sexual offenses are grounds for the other political party to lose its politicians, yet turn a blind eye to the members of their own f***ing party who are just as bad; or worse, claim that all accusations against their party are false while all the accusations against the opposing party are true.
I am not sure how they can look at themselves in the mirror in the morning, and how they think they get to go to the Nice Afterlife and not the So Cold It Burns Afterlife.
Oh, yeah, their Holy Book says that it is ok. You just have to pay off the victims. It is in their Holy Book. F***ing hell!
So here you go, Voters Who Think It Is OK For Their Political Party To Be Sexual Offenders As Long As They Hate And Love The Same People As I Do, here is your your shiny Creeper Award. Hold it up proudly, you selfish pricks!
|By the way, it is not just the Republicans; all political parties have these pricks.|