Monday, December 5, 2011

How to survive the 2012 doomsday

Here is a taste of something amusing that I read today---sounds awfully familiar, doesn't it?

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The ancient Mayans predicted the world as we know it will end on December 21st 2012.
What will you do about it? How will you protect your loved ones?

BE A 2012 SURVIVOR!

Wearing the Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak™ gives you guaranteed immunity from the 2012 apocalypse.
  • Survive the Apocalypse in style!
  • Raise your Spiritual Vibration!
  • Begin an Exciting New Life!
  • Master the Power of the Ancients!
  • Harness Unlimited Love, Money & Power!
  • Marvel at the Anti-fungal, Anti-bacterial fabric that makes bathing & deodorant use obsolete!
  • Enjoy Instantaneous Enlightenment!

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Hehe. There is more; but I figure that if you want to read the rest of it (and donate some money to support the second best cause of them all---supporting a straving artist), then you can slip over to the website that are "selling" this marvel of doomsday preparedness.

Warning: The following link leads to a site that shows the naked shocking truth about what one needs to do in order to survive the 2012 end of the world---never say that I did not warn you. Don't let your annoying boss or co-workers see this. Remember that the most important part of a survival plan is secrecy...and we really do not want certain politicans and CEOs to survive (you are aware that annoying people talk to one another?!).


2 comments:

David Griffin said...

Are you sure this is not another new EOGD subsidiary website? Does my Mystic Mayan Power Cloak come with a free "Unleash Your Inner Adept" Seminar DVD?

Harusami said...

Much gratitude and joy to you for sharing my Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak with your audience. :)
~Harusami