Happy April Fool's Day!!!
Originally, I made a video for today, but I decided that no one really wanted to watch it (too long and nothing but a pack of lies)...so instead, it is time for another addition of the Zealot's Dictionary.
Humility—the ability to say that you are the greatest at
some endeavor, and that everyone should focus on that endeavor, while being
able to say in the same breath that you are not claiming to be the best.
Diversity—something that everyone supports as long as
everyone agrees that your opinion is absolutely the only right opinion.
Pride—the ability to fly too close to the sun after
super-gluing feathers to your arms.
Ego—the inability to understand rational statements while
lecturing people that your understanding of the issues is the only correct one.
Ego also makes one believe that you are the only person who has done “hardcore”
magical, exercise, and business techniques. Ego is the number one reason that people get
assassinated. “Your Honor, the man’s ego was so big
that I had to kill him with that tire."
Watermelon—a fruit of the Citrullus Vulgaris plant. It has
been sacrificed many times by people, often after being named after their
favorite villain. Half-rotten watermelons have been placed in charge of
governments, banks, churches, and esoteric Orders since the time of Adam and Eve, where
their sickly sweetness convinces numerous people that they are not the evil
buggers that the conspiracy theorists believe that they are.