|On this week's episode of Star Wrecked--the Next Face Palm.|
3: "I am not even a Neophyte, and I know more about Golden Dawn than the rest of you do."
4: "All Golden Dawn writers, except ABC, write books about the Golden Dawn only to make large bags of money and/or destroy all other GD Orders except their own XYZ Order."
5: "The only real genius/magician in Golden Dawn was member ABC."
6: "Adepts should act only in the following manner..."
7: "Members of XYZ Order are abandoning ship because the actions of ABC."
8: "Unicorns and glitter are the future of Golden Dawn."
9: "The form of alchemy that Golden Dawn taught was..."
10: "The Secret Chiefs are/were real, and this is the form that they take/took, and this is the esoteric Order that they currently/previously guided."
11: "The Order of the Golden Dawn never closed its doors. Member ABC became its leader, and only Order XYZ is its only legitimate descendant."
12. "The proper work of the Second and Third Orders of Golden Dawn is as follows..."
13: "All Golden Dawn Orders, except XYZ, are money making scams."
14: "I have decided to change ritual QRS."
15: "All members of Order XYZ are involved in big-ass-impossible conspiracy against ABC and/are Neo-Nazis."
16: "The only part of Golden Dawn that matters is..."
17: "The only way to properly initiate a member of the Order is..."
18: "Bleep. Peace. Harmony. Victory. Bleep."