|Go ahead---use those Bible quotes to prove that you are right.|
1: I have never opened a book on Golden Dawn, but I know that Golden Dawn members are doing it wrong.
2: Golden Dawn Orders are the babysitters of the occult.
3: Aleister Crowley was (and will always be) the most important member of Golden Dawn.
4. Golden Dawn magic obviously does not work because none of the Golden Dawn members are lottery winners.
5. Golden Dawn, the magical Order, is the same as the Greek political party, Chrysi Augi.
6. Come join my vastly superior magical Order.
7. The magicians of Golden Dawn are nothing more than cry baby divas.
8. Master Magicians and Adepts are fighting with one another for the privilege to teach me.
9. Golden Dawn is the Satanist pawn of the SRIA Illuminati.
10. I know the answer to your question. It is in my expensive book that I have written---go buy it right now!
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