Yes, that is right--some people actually expect me to do research and/or magic before I sit in front of the keyboard.
And people think that I smoke a lot of dope?!
Exactly how have these people missed the fact that I blog because I am an angry frustrated comedian? Just because I am writing about magic and witchcraft, it does not mean that I am going to do serious work before I post. In fact, given the number of people who want straight woo to be blown up their ass, I am actually better off just making up shit.
Unicorns--happy unicorns--flowers--happy flowers--trees--happy trees--Bob Ross.
See, I just increased my blog readership by two hundred percent. Absolutely no research or spell work needed at all.
I am also a little confused by the fact that they missed that I am a "professional liar." And you know that is true because a couple great Order and magical leaders said so. If I am going to be a liar, why would I need to research or actually do magic? And you know that those who call me a liar are right because a philosopher once said that all poets are professional liars who should not be trusted.
So tell me again why I should write journal level articles or perform serious magical research for what is essentially a blog to keep me from writing nasty urban fantasy novels and occult satire.
Yes, I have missed the point that occult blogs are supposed to be serious, full of hard magical work and deep research.
But at least, I still have a pleasant buzz going.
|Time for a random nip test.|