|Keep binding the damn reality star!|
Consumer and environmental protections have been weakened.
The Department of Education is perfectly ok with for-profit colleges defrauding students.
Trump is making tons of money by renting his properties to the government.
Trump has played a lot of golf.
The swamp of Washington has been restocked with gators of the exact type that Trump said Hillary would put in her administration.
Tax cuts for the rich are coming--I guarantee it.
There was fishing trip looking for three and a half million zombie voters, so that Trump could prove that he won the popular vote.
Trump has continued to whine about the Fake News actually reporting the actual words coming out of his mouth.
Trump is probably going to nuke the Middle East (probably an ally), North Korea and China before nuking all the NATO countries for non-payment of monies that are not actually owed to the USA.
The wall has suffered many design changes--I think is now going to be a solar wall with big windows, so you can see drug dealers catapulting meth into the country. In other words, Mexico is going to give Trump drugs to pay for the wall.
And Trump decided that climate change is a total hoax and that your grandma in Florida can breathe underwater.
Oh, and Twitter--oh those lovely five in the morning tweets.
So basically, we are living in a reality show and the final challenge will be "Are you willing to be a cannibal"?
And you thought that this was going to be fun?!?
|Hello! Is this any way to treat your Supreme Leader?|
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|A magical sigil being used by some to bind Trump.|