[Asterisked * dates are slightly moved from the last quarter crescent moon to occur on significant dates.]
2017
2018
January 14; February 13; March 15; April 13; June 11; July 11; August 9; September 7; October 7; November 5; December 5
2019
January 4; February 2; March 4; April 3; May 2; June 1; June 30; July 30; August 28; September 26; October 26; November 24; December 24
2020
January 22; February 21; March 22; April 20; May 20; June 18; July 18; August 23; September 15; October 14; November 13; December 12
2021 (Oh my god--you are predicting that he is going to be re-elected for a second term.)
January 13; February 9; March 11; April 9; May 9; June 7; July 7; August 6; September 4; October 4; November 2; December 2; December 31
2022
January 30; February 28; March 29; April 28; May 27; June 26; July 26; August 24; September 23; October 23; November 21; December 21
2023
January 19; February 18; March 19; April 17; May 17; *June 14* (*Donald J. Trump’s 77th birthday*); July 15; August 13; September 12; October 12; November 10; December 10
2024
January 9; February 7; March 8; April 6; May 6; June 4; *July 4* (*Independence Day*); *August 1* (*Lammas*); August 31; September 30; October 30; November 28; December 28
[The compiler of this list offered to continue on, but the editorial staff of the Denver Witch Quarterly choked them to death for even joking about the possibility of Trump somehow getting a third term.]
[For the text of the Bind the Evil President Donald "Jesus" Trump ritual, click here.]
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