|Be proud of your President--we are still alive!|
|Here was Trump's plan for his first hundred days.|
Trump promised great things, and boy did he deliver. When he said that Americans would win so much that we would get tired of winning--boy was he right--I am tried of all the winning that the President has accomplished.
Oh wait, that is what my mother thought he would accomplish.
|President Trump draws a cat--and America is so proud of him.|
Not bad for his first hundred days. Here I was expecting public lynchings and witch burnings, nuclear explosions, and the worst economic depression since Ogg decided that all the world really belonged to him because he had the biggest club in the cave.
But if you are still concerned about Trump, there is always the monthly witchcraft ritual to bind his orange ass, because while the other branches of the government are slowing him down, one cannot be too cautious when you are one of the people that his policies are guaranteed to hurt.
For full text of Global Binding Ritual of Trump, click here.
For a full list of future Bind Trump dates, click here.