Are you an evil witch or magician who thinks that Trump is going to turn us all into radioactive clouds of orange cheeto dust? Consider taking part in the global monthly waning crescent moon ritual to bind the actions of President Donald J. Trump.
For full text of Global Binding Ritual of Trump, click here.
Dates for future Global Bind Donald J. Trump rituals
[Asterisked * dates are slightly moved from the last quarter crescent moon to occur on significant dates.]
For a full list of future Bind Trump dates, click here.