[If you are lazy, just skip to the end of the post and read the punchline.]
I get a lot of friend requests on Facebook--because I am on Facebook. Some I accept. Some I delete. And some I mock.
This is the mocking type.
One of my latest friend requests comes from someone who seems to be trying to convince people that she is a mover and shaker at the International Finance Corporation Grant which is part of an United Nations grant program. I base this conclusion on a status update and the pictures posted on this person's wall.
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I must be big stuff--look at all the happy people. |
"Look especially at all the happy people who are receiving oversized checks and FedEx deliveries. Plus I posted pictures of Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg, so you totally know that they are close personal friends. And you should totally accept my friend request because you are special; and by being friends with me, you are totally going to get fat stacks of cash."
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Totally real photos with real happy people--believe what you see! |
Maybe this person is for real--despite the general cynicism that a couple decades of dealing with dubious occult leaders has installed in me--I mean they can't all be photos grabbed from stock photo sites and the internet--some of the photos must be real.
But on that note...
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Why is this guy wearing latex gloves and sporting a badge logo? And is that fingerprint sheet on the desk? |
If you are trying to convince me that you are real and that you are going to make me rich, you might not want to post a picture of a cop counting money from a drug bust on your wall. Just saying.
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