No?!? Well, it is either this or I blog about politics again. What? I can't hear you. Say that again. A little louder. Again. I see. Very well...
Welcome to the first totally exciting installment of Morgan Goes Shopping!!!
|Oh noes! It is a pumpkin spice flavored Jack O' Lantern.|
And I saw a Pumpkin Spiced flavored product...
|Pop-Secret Pumpkin Spice popcorn because there is not enough pumpkin spice in your life.|
And that made me wonder what other pumpkin spice goodness was out there.
|Pumpkin Spice flavored Doritos does not actually exist.|
|But Pumpkin Pie Spice flavored Pringles do.|
|Oh so, much pumpkin spice flavored stuff.|
|Planters Pumpkin Spice Almonds got an average of four stars.|
|Not pumpkin spice flavored, but still--Carmel Apple flavored Peeps Delights.|
|Pumpkin flavored ice cream--thanks 365.|
|Nature's Promise Organic Pumpkin Spice Chicken Sausage.|
|The Fresh Market pumpkin pasta sauce.|
Or if you are into Mexican food...
|Archer Farms Pumpkin Harvest salsa.|
|Cedar's Pumpkin Spice hommus. (I thought it was spelled hummus.)|
|Halloween themed Whopper from 2015.|
|Listerine breath stripes--pumpkin spice edition.|
There is even pumpkin spice, or at least pumpkin pet products too.
|Greenies Pumpkin Spice Dental Treats.|
|Tidy Cats Fall Frolic scented cat litter.|
|Pumpkin and Spice Pet Odor Exterminator Candle.|
Moving onto the reason that animals poop...
|Weruva Cats in the Kitchen Pumpkin Jack Splash.|
[As always, if you think your product can survive an actual encounter with Morgan and his cats, just send some to: Morgan Eckstein and his many cats, 2727 N. Cook St. Denver, CO 80205. Kindly remember that I have like, oh say "less than a dozen, but damn close" number of cats, so send the multi-pack sample.]
The final word on pumpkin spice goes to a random internet cat...
|This kitty does not know what they are missing.|