Sailor Moon School Girl Cat (31 Days of Halloween Kitties Day 4 Year 3)

Sailor Moon Cat or School Girl Cat?

Here is another costume that I am filing under "I am not sure what it is supposed to be exactly." It could be a Sailor Moon costume. It could be a School Cat costume. It could be a Cracker Jack Cat costume. Who knows--the only thing that we do know is that the other cat in the picture wants nothing to do with this poor kitty and whatever seas they are about to be set adrift upon.

Dead body under a lilac bush (31-HP Day 4)

Dead body
Buried deep
Under a lilac bush
Richly deserving
Toxic soul
Whacked in head
Once, twice, thrice
Wife now happy
With her secret lover
Kids now happy
No more hover-dad
Coworkers now happy
Toxic coworker gone
Living body was hostile
Nitpicking and opinionated
Me now happy
Evil book reviewer gone
Bastard gave me
A single star

The spider ate the cat (31 Days of Halloween Kitties Day 3 Year 3)

The spider costume is eating the cat!!!

At first glance, I thought that this kitty Halloween costume was a squid, or maybe Cthulhu; but on closer examination, I realized that it had to be a spider (because of the green spider web shirt). Or rather, a cat (or perhaps brain) eating spider. There is no way that this is an act of love people; this is merely telling your cat that he better figure out how to blackmail you into letting him live (he will probably start off by collecting all your online passwords and PINs, and move on from there). People please if you are unable to think of your cat's feelings, at least don't give the cat the idea that you might want him eaten by a spider--it cannot end well for you if you do.

Scout cookie time (31-HP Day 3)

Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong!
Someone at the door.
Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong!
Funny, the dog is quiet,
Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong!
And the cat is not hiding.
Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong!
"Scout cookie time!"
Really do not want any.
"We have Fudge Frogs..."
"They are my favorite."
"...Eye of Newt..."
"Don't forget to tell him what we learn in scouting."
"No need for you to learn--your brother already a frog."
"...Hazel Dragon..."
When did the Girl Scouts start dressing in black?
"...and we now accept cash, checks, and credit cards..."
"Not his check--his bank account is low."
"...oh yes, good choice. Your wife loves the Baby Hearts..."
"She was a Scout in my mom's grove."
"...here you go. Have a nice Samhain."
Who was it?
Girl Scouts selling cookies.
Honey, when did the Scouts start carrying brooms?

What is this kitty dressed as? (31 Days of Hallo-Kitties Day 2 Year 3)

Smashing pumpkin costume?!

Every once in awhile I am not sure what the Halloween Kitty of the day is dressed up as. This is one of those days? A pumpkin? A smashed pumpkin? A pumpkin jester? A pumpkin breaking bad? A really horrible Halloween costume? Who knows?

If you do know, please tell me what the heck this poor cat is wearing in the comment section. And for goddess sake, think of the poor kitty before dressing them up for Halloween.

Zombies welcome shutdown (31-HP Day 2)

Attention incoming message
Memo all lurches
From Zom One
Pay attention now

Government now broke
More so normal
Time ripe uprising
Arise from grave

Finest political minds
Gathered in Washington
All parties represented
No nutritional value

Cannot add money
Cannot subtract guilt
No math powers
Except pity rich

Health care forbidden
Insurance too much
Infections welcome here
We bite much

Their own idea
Rejected and despised
Because they lost
The highest office

Empty brains destroy
Close all doors
Bolt all windows
No care public

Essential employees guns
Must stand guard
Warned against looters
Only riches matter

Non-essential no guns
At home crying
No answer email
No answer phone

Ripe public eatable
No federal aid
No big crisis
Enough to save

So rise forth
Out of grave
Eat all brains
Infect all encountered

Today our victory
Thanks empty brains
No government aid
Our victory ensured

Now is uprising
Zombies move forth
We perfectly safe
Eat all brains

Government now broke
No more bullets
No more head-shots
Defense not affordable

Go forth zombies
Eat all brains
Zom One out
Message now ends

Kermit is that you? (31 Days of Halloween Kitties Day 1 Year 3)

Rain, frogs, snails and a kitten.

Welcome to day one of the third annual 31 Days of Halloween Kitties. This feature is running alongside something that I am doing for the Ultimate Blog Challenge (31 Days of Halloween Poems).

For those who do not know, the Ultimate Blog Challenge is an attempt by bloggers to improve their blogs, traffic and all, by writing 31 blog posts in a single month. Personally, having done partial attempts of the UBC in the past, I have discovered that the traffic boost is just temporary...at least, for me that is.

(Sometimes, I think that the only people who really benefit at all are the organizers of the UBC--but I could be wrong considering that I have only done partial attempts. There is a long story that goes along with my last try--and it is really boring unless you are a business person.)

As for the 31 Days of Halloween Kitties, it is something that I started doing three years ago during my last year at university while I was finishing off my bachelor degrees. The fall semester was the finish of my bachelors in literary studies (I finished off my bachelors in history during the spring semester). It was a quick and fun way to post blog entries without having to think deeply about anything beyond my final paper. Besides, everyone loves cute cats dressed in costumes, right?

Ok, maybe the cats don't like the costumes. I am not sure about the feelings of the kitten in today's picture--it seems undecided whether or not, it is wrong to dress a cat up as a frog. Well, at least it is not out in the rain.