Attention incoming message
Memo all lurches
From Zom One
Pay attention now
Government now broke
More so normal
Time ripe uprising
Arise from grave
Finest political minds
Gathered in Washington
All parties represented
No nutritional value
Cannot add money
Cannot subtract guilt
No math powers
Except pity rich
Health care forbidden
Insurance too much
Infections welcome here
We bite much
Their own idea
Rejected and despised
Because they lost
The highest office
Empty brains destroy
Close all doors
Bolt all windows
No care public
Essential employees guns
Must stand guard
Warned against looters
Only riches matter
Non-essential no guns
At home crying
No answer email
No answer phone
Ripe public eatable
No federal aid
No big crisis
Enough to save
So rise forth
Out of grave
Eat all brains
Infect all encountered
Today our victory
Thanks empty brains
No government aid
Our victory ensured
Now is uprising
Zombies move forth
We perfectly safe
Eat all brains
Government now broke
No more bullets
No more head-shots
Defense not affordable
Go forth zombies
Eat all brains
Zom One out
Message now ends
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2 comments:
The government is not broke. It just closed down because some zombies have decided that they only want to play with ghouls and not other zombies. Weird.
Being very visual that reminded me of some of the TV programs that I have watched recently about alien invasion, no electricity, Earth run amuk and the like.
Your take on your government made me smile.
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