Friday, October 18, 2013

What scary tales do cats tell one another (31 Days of Halloween Kitties Day 18 Year 3)

Kitties tell scary Halloween stories to one another.
Occasionally, I wonder what type of stories that cats would tell to one another. I imagine their stories are very different than ours. For instance, take the idea of the rapture--that magical moment when all the good Christians are taken up directly into heaven...leaving their cats behind. From a cat's viewpoint, this is a major disaster (and not desired at all)--for this is a significant drop in the number of people capable of operating the can opener--some cats could starve to death if the rapture actually occurred. By this token, one can understand why some Christians believe that all cats are Satanists (not true, they are children of Bast, an Ancient Egyptian goddess...therefore, they are New Agers at worst), and why cats insist on pooping in their shoes.

Most of the ghosts that I hear in the house are actually just the cats.

3 comments:

Harold Roth said...

Scary stories cats tell:

"The Empty Food Bowl"
"The Hairball So Big It Scared Even Me"
"The Giant Hissing Cat Outside [Streetsweeper]"
"The Hissing Thing That Attacks the Ape [vacuum cleaner]"

Harold Roth said...

Oh, and I forgot:

"The UPS Guy Who Threatens to Attack the House Periodically"

Morgan Eckstein said...

"The four o'clock butt pincher"