Saturday, September 1, 2012

The number one cause of aging with Mad Uncle Morgan

In today's video, Mad Uncle Morgan reveals the number one source of aging in America. He also reveals how to accelerate the aging process in your enemies. Expensive? Maybe. But it is all in the name of magical science. Remember that the world is our oyster; we must abuse it.


Deanna Bonds said...

So should I wish you a happy Birthday? How about just have a happy you day.

Morgan Eckstein said...

A little explanation is probably in order. Growing up as a kid, I was the oldest of eight kids in a very poor family, and my birthday was sacrificed to save money for other problems, so I never really got into the habit of celebrating birthdays. My wife finds my attitude towards birthdays strange; so being the person that I am, I tend to make jokes about not celebrating birthdays.

Thanks for the happy [birth] day wish.

Aaron said...


Please understand, when I say this, that I am myself an old-school Discordian...

You are one whacky son of a bitch. ;)

Hail Eris