Friday, August 28, 2015

Foresee buttloads of ewk! in your future

Are you sure you want to ask this?
Today on Facebook, someone asked, "I was wanting to know if someone can send me a photo [of] what we should do during each moon phase? I'm still learning and it would be helpful."

This person obviously has a greater trust of humanity, especially of those inmates who frequent Facebook, than I do. I foresee buttloads of porn being sent to the person. What? Do you see them getting pictures of romping bunnies? Wait, that sounds slightly dirty. Is there anything that they might recieve that won't be slightly dirty? Oh to be a blind fly on that wall....because I am sure that you do not actually want to see what they recieve.

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