Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Trump urges you to vote with bullets

Hey ye all gun owners who believe that the Second Amendment means that you, and only you, have the final say in how this country works, just remember...

"Use your fucking guns and make me your King!"
..."If [Hillary Clinton wins the election and] gets to pick her judges, [there is] nothing you can do, folks. Although the Second Amendment people--maybe there is, I don't know."

And remember that Donald Trump truly cares for you, and believes that you assassinating a President other than him is completely legal, and that you mighty gun owners can beat the United States military in a civil war, so that you can install him into office as your King, err, President-for-Life. And he totally promises that after you kill Hillary and her VP, and make him the rightful ruler that he will not come and nuke you and your guns back into the Stone Age.

Remember that if he does not get elected, it totally proves that the election was stolen from him, and that you should march on Washington and shot all those damn liberals who hug Muslims, hire Mexicans, and are ruining your life, right in the face, so that he can take over and make your lives totally better.

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