“Sue Ann, read what?”
“There is a pecker wood in Colorado, who thinks he knows more about the dangers of guns and gun control laws than us super-smart New Jerseyians.”
“Really? Who?”
“Mad Uncle Morgan.”
“Who’s he?”
“He is that comedian bloke that the Great Gherkin says is a paid hater and troll, and who is being controlled by the time traveling octopods from outer space.”
“Sue Ann, who is the Great Gherkin?”
“Oh Marge, you know, the Great Gherkin is just some guy, an unpopular Big Name Occultist with a patented success system.”
“Patented success system?”
“Yeah, pick a popular cause, trademark it, and charge bigly fees for people to ride on the same parade float as he does.”
“Are you sure that the Great Gherkin is not actually the President of the United States?”
“D’oh!”
It is Mad Uncle Morgan, everyone’s favorite witchy comedian, versus the Great Gherkin, the most famous occultist of all time. Which one of them is right about the Constitution and gun control? Which one of them owns a catapult? Which one is the greatest American patriot ever? And which one is just a pot smoking liberal traitor of a hippy? Learn the answers to these important and life-changing questions in this Esoteric Comedy Show special, as well learning why gay wedding cakes are so dangerous.
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