Monday, December 5, 2011

How to survive the 2012 doomsday

Here is a taste of something amusing that I read today---sounds awfully familiar, doesn't it?

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The ancient Mayans predicted the world as we know it will end on December 21st 2012.
What will you do about it? How will you protect your loved ones?


Wearing the Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak™ gives you guaranteed immunity from the 2012 apocalypse.
  • Survive the Apocalypse in style!
  • Raise your Spiritual Vibration!
  • Begin an Exciting New Life!
  • Master the Power of the Ancients!
  • Harness Unlimited Love, Money & Power!
  • Marvel at the Anti-fungal, Anti-bacterial fabric that makes bathing & deodorant use obsolete!
  • Enjoy Instantaneous Enlightenment!

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Hehe. There is more; but I figure that if you want to read the rest of it (and donate some money to support the second best cause of them all---supporting a straving artist), then you can slip over to the website that are "selling" this marvel of doomsday preparedness.

Warning: The following link leads to a site that shows the naked shocking truth about what one needs to do in order to survive the 2012 end of the world---never say that I did not warn you. Don't let your annoying boss or co-workers see this. Remember that the most important part of a survival plan is secrecy...and we really do not want certain politicans and CEOs to survive (you are aware that annoying people talk to one another?!).


Imperator David Griffin said...

Are you sure this is not another new EOGD subsidiary website? Does my Mystic Mayan Power Cloak come with a free "Unleash Your Inner Adept" Seminar DVD?

Harusami said...

Much gratitude and joy to you for sharing my Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak with your audience. :)