For all your hard work, we are proud to present you with Devil Kitty in a box. |
But I think that the Ciceros deserve something more for their long service to the Golden Dawn community. Therefore, I am pleased to present them with a picture of Devil Kitty in a box. I would present them with the actual cat, but Devil Kitty bites. My lady lodge members think it might be rude to actually gift them with a semi-feral cat (the first cat that my wife and I rescued after buying our house). There is also the little fact that Devil Kitty only gets along with me and my god-daughter.
So the Ciceros are going to have to settle for a picture of Devil Kitty as a reward for all their hard work. I hope that they understand. And if not, they are free to come to Denver and pick up Devil Kitty, who will positively love them to death. Did I mention that she bites?!
5 comments:
He doesnt attack your other cats? Hell my cat Spook doesnt look half as devilish and he kicks the hell out of my dogs
Thank you for this greatest of gifts -- Devil Kitty in a Box.
Chic and I used to own one of these, her name was Lealah, a long-haired torti-polydactyl who lived to be 17. Many of our friends got to experience our Devil Kitty close up and personal. Her favorite trick was to convince people that she was a friendly, loving kitty. She would rub-rub against their legs with sweetness--until they reached down to pet the nice kitty. Then POW, Devil Kitty would emerge with a hiss and slap their hand away!! She would have been a prime case for Jackson Galaxy.
Thank you again for the gift of Devil Kitty!
MC--She does attack the other cats on a daily basis--and she is the smallest cat in the house.
Dominant female, aye :7
She's with Ceiling Cat now - watching you Initiate :-)
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