Composition of Halloween scary cats (Halloween Kitty)
And knowing is half the battle.
Scary black cats are standard issue when it comes to Halloween. But have you ever wondered what makes them scary? If this meme is to be trusted (and we all know that memes are always 100% correct), the Halloween scary black cat is composed of 20% lolcat and 80% "jacked up on pretty much all your Halloween candy from last year left in your sack." The moral of this? Eat all of your damn Halloween candy!
Morgan Drake Eckstein is a novelist and occult writer living in Denver, Colorado. He writes everything from science fiction and urban fantasy to erotica. He graduated from the University of Colorado with two Bachelor degrees (History and Literary Studies). Besides writing, Morgan does photography, book cover and Tarot art, and cartooning. In his spare time, he is an officer of Bast Temple, a small local Golden Dawn lodge in Denver, Colorado (BIORC in the Inner), and writes a monthly newsletter column for the Hearthstone Community Church ("The Open Full Moon People").