Composition of Halloween scary cats (Halloween Kitty)
And knowing is half the battle.
Scary black cats are standard issue when it comes to Halloween. But have you ever wondered what makes them scary? If this meme is to be trusted (and we all know that memes are always 100% correct), the Halloween scary black cat is composed of 20% lolcat and 80% "jacked up on pretty much all your Halloween candy from last year left in your sack." The moral of this? Eat all of your damn Halloween candy!
A cross between Douglas Adams, Robert Heinlein, Erma Bombeck, Sybil Leek, and Wednesday Addams, MDE writes in multiple genres and under many pen-names. A survivor of several secret societies, MDE is a former board member of Heartstone Community Church (the "Open Full Moon" people) as well as the Past Hierophant and former Chief Adept of Bast Temple (BIOGD/BIORC). Today, he is the co-host of Occult Garden Parties in Denver, Colorado.
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