One of my rules is that the kitchen shall not be decorated using a cow motif. This rule does not extend to decorating the cats---well, if I could actually convince my cats to be decorated and costumed---I can dream that someday that I will have a cat that puts up with wearing Halloween costumes. And isn't this cat so cute in its Mad Cow costume...is it "mad" merely because the cat was forced into it?! For those of you that want to attempt to dress your cat up as a cow (with a cute little pink bow tie), this costume is available for sale at the Etsy shop Pampered Whiskers.
(Not a paid advertisement. Moo! I am doing this for fun.)
Morgan Drake Eckstein is a novelist and occult writer living in Denver, Colorado. He writes everything from science fiction and urban fantasy to erotica. He graduated from the University of Colorado with two Bachelor degrees (History and Literary Studies). Besides writing, Morgan does photography, book cover and Tarot art, and cartooning. In his spare time, he is an officer of Bast Temple, a small local Golden Dawn lodge in Denver, Colorado (BIORC in the Inner), and writes a monthly newsletter column for the Hearthstone Community Church ("The Open Full Moon People").