Did you know that I have done twenty posts on this blog about guns, gun violence, and gun control?
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| Why the fuck so many lately? Oh yeah, gun violence! |
Here is a selection of my best quotes on the subject:
I have a theory about gun violence in America: We
have so much gun violence because guns are so easy to obtain. And there is no
shortage of ammunition either.
Here is a cracked ball prediction: If someone starts
shooting in a mall, and there are a dozen other people who are armed, you are
going to end up with three dozen friendly fire hits before the smoke clears.
Has anyone actually seen me use the sentence, "We need to ban
guns"? Arguing for better gun control laws does not mean that I am arguing
for banning of all guns.
October 16, 2015
The problem with cults is that they look
remarkably like legitimate religions, political groups and fraternal
organizations; or at least until the Kool-Aid, guns and multiple wives are
brought out into the open. One of the best things to know about cults are the
signs of what a cult act like. Remember a cult always hides behind a cloak of
respectability, clear up to the day that the FBI kicks in the door. One of the
ways to check out how cultish an organization is to use the Bonewits
Cult Evaluation Frame.
September 3, 2009
One thing that the wingnuts point out is
that taking away guns will not decrease the number of overall violent
incidents. Once no one has guns, we will all just buy hammers, swords, and
poison, and continue to gleefully eliminate those people we feel are too stupid
to live. And they are right, violence won’t disappear, we will just have to go
back to bashing people’s heads in with rocks. Because of us non-gun owners being so
violent, gun owners have to keep their guns. They are not actually concerned
about other gun owners because they all think that they are the quickest most
accurate shooter this side of Mars. No, it is only those of us who will sneak
up behind a rock that you have to worry about because no one has ever outlawed
rocks in human history.
Today, I heard that forty-three toddlers shot
people last year. This is an outrage. We need to do what the NRA tells us is
the ideal solution to this problems. Remember, only a good baby with a gun can
stop a bad baby with a gun. We must arm all babies and we must do it now!
I was taught that if a gun is involved in
a non-hunting situation, then someone is going to die. Period. End of story.
Because guns outside of a wilderness situation only have one purpose--and that
is to kill.
When you argue self-defense, you are
arguing that you should be allowed to kill someone. When you argue that you
need a gun to protect yourself from the government, you are arguing that you
should be allowed to kill someone. When you argue that teachers should carry
guns, you are arguing that they should be allowed to kill someone. And adding
more guns to a situation just means that more people are going to die.
Please note this is why I am never
surprised when a cop kills someone. In my mind, the instant a cop pulls a gun
out, someone is going to die. Because a gun only has one purpose---to KILL. In
fact, I am surprised that more people are not killed by cops.
November 19, 2015
Gun control ideally is not about taking away
everyone's guns; it is about keeping them out of the hands of people who are
prone to go up in a clock tower and shooting random people because they are
having a bad hair day.
Being enlightened and magically aware does not mean that you have to personally get involved in saving the world, especially if it involves you having to pick up a gun, so that you can shot someone in the face.
You wanna know why I know that we are never
going to do anything about guns?
Five words. Sandy Hook--twenty kids dead.
For all you gun nuts and Second Amendment fetishers,
shut the f*** up. The government is not going to come and take your precious
p***** substitutes away. President Obama is not going to declare martial law
and become President-for-Life (Trump does that on September 2024--read your
future history books people!). Your guns are perfectly safe, and you can buy
hundreds and thousands more of them and stockpile them in some strange Satanic
Waco James Town cache along with the cherry Kool-Aid that you love so much.
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