The spider ate the cat (31 Days of Halloween Kitties Day 3 Year 3)
The spider costume is eating the cat!!!
At first glance, I thought that this kitty Halloween costume was a squid, or maybe Cthulhu; but on closer examination, I realized that it had to be a spider (because of the green spider web shirt). Or rather, a cat (or perhaps brain) eating spider. There is no way that this is an act of love people; this is merely telling your cat that he better figure out how to blackmail you into letting him live (he will probably start off by collecting all your online passwords and PINs, and move on from there). People please if you are unable to think of your cat's feelings, at least don't give the cat the idea that you might want him eaten by a spider--it cannot end well for you if you do.
Morgan Drake Eckstein is a novelist and occult writer living in Denver, Colorado. He writes everything from science fiction and urban fantasy to erotica. He graduated from the University of Colorado with two Bachelor degrees (History and Literary Studies). Besides writing, Morgan does photography, book cover and Tarot art, and cartooning. In his spare time, he is an officer of Bast Temple, a small local Golden Dawn lodge in Denver, Colorado (BIORC in the Inner), and writes a monthly newsletter column for the Hearthstone Community Church ("The Open Full Moon People").