The spider ate the cat (31 Days of Halloween Kitties Day 3 Year 3)
The spider costume is eating the cat!!!
At first glance, I thought that this kitty Halloween costume was a squid, or maybe Cthulhu; but on closer examination, I realized that it had to be a spider (because of the green spider web shirt). Or rather, a cat (or perhaps brain) eating spider. There is no way that this is an act of love people; this is merely telling your cat that he better figure out how to blackmail you into letting him live (he will probably start off by collecting all your online passwords and PINs, and move on from there). People please if you are unable to think of your cat's feelings, at least don't give the cat the idea that you might want him eaten by a spider--it cannot end well for you if you do.
A cross between Douglas Adams, Robert Heinlein, Erma Bombeck, Sybil Leek, and Wednesday Addams, MDE writes in multiple genres and under many pen-names. A survivor of several secret societies, MDE is a former board member of Heartstone Community Church (the "Open Full Moon" people) as well as the Past Hierophant and former Chief Adept of Bast Temple (BIOGD/BIORC). Today, he is the co-host of Occult Garden Parties in Denver, Colorado.
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